For awhile I wanted to poke fun at a meditative (yet mindless) ritual, which basically is made up by mere humans who have nothing better to do in their lives than torture fun-loving people. Hopefully, there should be no offense to the faithful believers in mostly hot air as I attempt to compare questionable religious events with technologically advanced (or alleged demonic) entities.
Mysteriously joyful
1. The announcement. An ET beamed on earth.
2. The visitation. The ET mother visited an ET cousin.
2. The birth. An ET son was born.
4. The circumcision. Surgery was performed to “splice” humanoid DNA.
5. The finding. The ET son was “communing” with a bunch of ET.
Mysteriously luminous
1. The baptism. Following “decontamination procedures in case of radiation emergency” by bathing in water.
2. The wedding. Drinking water turned into bloody “wine” due to contamination.
3. The proclamation. ET and pals exist beyond this hellish planet.
4. The transfiguration. The ET son and two other ETs are “Illuminati”.
5. The Eucharist. The flesh/DNA strands and blood/serum of ET co-mingled with DNA of humanoids.
Mysteriously sorrowful
1. The agony. The ET son was trying to contact the mother ship.
2. The scourging. The ET son was being tortured.
3. The crowing. A mind-control cap wiped out the ET son’s memory.
4. The carrying. A zombie shell was left to carry the truth.
5. The crucifying. A zombie shell was murdered.
Mysteriously glorious
1. The resurrection. A zombie shell came back to life or the ET son was still alive.
2. The ascension. The ET son was beamed up into a UFO.
3. The descent. It was a UFO landing.
4. The assumption. The ET mother was beamed up into a UFO.
5. The coronation. A mind-control cap wiped out the ET mother’s memory.
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