Greetings, chumps!
I’ve been learning about stuff with the help of my online assistance.
For example, and for whatever reason, I switched off certain features for Settings > General > Keyboard: Hepatic Feedback; Auto-Capitalization; Auto-Correction; Enable Cap Lock; and Stickers.
And since I felt like blogging again after testing the waters without my politically-charged public influence, I had a difficult time entering the letters and words!
So I inquired of my paid upgrade online assistance how to restore my features.
Lo and behold, I’ve added “shortcuts” via Text Replacement!
After all of these years of struggling to learn stuff and had it NOT been for the hit-and-run incidence of our front yard on 6/10/2023, I would NOT have been aware that I needed to learn more about these realms!
Since the four boys from a Samoan gang ran away northbound on MY long stretch of road from the car crash scene, taking out our entire Montgomery Ward silver aluminum chain link fence and busted our front yard water main which leaked for 1.5 hours and cost us thousands of dollars for repairs, I had:
- Installed four self-monitoring surveillance cameras;
- Installed or extended for thousands of dollars our fence wall made of hard redwood atop gray hollow blocks from our backyard monument towards the shared adjacent front yard street facing mailboxes because the crazy Filipino woman living NextDoor to us was jumping like a grasshopper onto our driveway area and while pretending to garden;
- Donated for thousands of dollars most of our heavy and large old wooden furnitures from Virginia to military Veterans via a military Veteran hauling company and other small wares or items to our favorite donation station;
- Hired our own gardener, who is scheduled twice a month to maintain our front lawn, backyard and adjacent area of maintenance and whom we paid thousands of dollars to install wood chips mulch onto which two cats – an elderly black cat and a younger gray cat (both are fed by our neighbor named Wilson, the Filipino, who lives two house from us or one house from the crazy woman living NextDoor to us and who is married to a Vietnamese woman, who has her mother living in a newly build dwelling on their backyard) are pooping; and
- Rearranged our remaining furnishings by applying Feng Shui principles: four main wooden pieces for the formal living room which nobody uses, except for my elderly father, who exercises daily; nine main wooden pieces for the family room where we both dine daily and watch television together; four main wooden pieces for MY master bedroom downstairs; two main wooden pieces for the dining room; and four main wooden pieces for dad’s three bedrooms upstairs.
Over these past two years, we might have spent well over $20,000, including the monthly tithing to a deserving soul or more.
That’s all. End transmission. 1544 Pacific Time.
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