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Y'all can't touch these paws!
Your questions are lies and your answers lie within yourself.
Feel empowered with your self-evident sovereignty:
For any doubt and guilt is of the devil and principalities in high place.

Warm rays on my skin so bright
The sun shines with gentle light
Illuminating all that's seen
A beacon in the morning's sheen

Silvery glow in the midnight sky
The moon's soft light catches the eye
A gentle presence, calm and deep
A beacon in the darkness, softly asleep

Read wisely.

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The Flynn Testament

2016-03-14 12:35:28 PM PDT

I, Flynn, a spiritual entity incarnated as a humanized female, do hereby testify that FlynnsPaws – The Daily Pause is great and offers uncanny perspectives to life among stupid and crazy humanz and while stuck on this hellish planet.

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The Kitty Testament

2016-03-14 12:36:23 PM PDT

I, Kitty, an imaginary friend of Flynn, do hereby testify that my human is great! I give up both ‘paws’ in praise and thanksgiving to her and all that she does, says, and thinks. She is my life and salvation! Alleluia! Amen!

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The PTB Testament

2016-03-14 12:50:44 PM PDT

We, the Illuminated chumps known as TPTB and pals, do hereby testify that FlynnsPaws – The Daily Pause as inspirational and insightful to our scripted false flag narratives; that Flynn as hilarious and misguided to no real effect; and that Kitty as our favorite undercover agent saboteur and provocateur to the New World.

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The Fluffy Testament

2016-03-14 13:23:52 PM PDT

I, FLUFFY VON DER FLYNN, a free-woman and sovereign citizen, do hereby testify that FlynnsPaws – The Daily Pause is great for its weird content; Kitty for its feline independence; and Flynn for her thoughts ‘off the beaten path’.

San Jose, California

United States

Disconnected

“Keep up with the latest posts from our site”

• Read more rants than raves from your favorite blogger, FLYNN.
• Read more paws than claws from your awesome author, PAWS!
• Explore more from the front lines of these spiritual warriors!
• Discover more surprises while stuck at home and on this hellish planet!
• Take a moment to READ our FEED – NOW!

Enjoy or “pause” anytime.

On/about December 2001, “FlynnsPaws” has been created as an email account. Starting on Valentine’s day and in the year of 2006, we started posting our “blogs” online.

Fast-forward to January 2025, we are still “blogging”, except having to take a few years of offline sabbatical. We came back and designed our very first professional-looking weblog site with Elementor on WordPress.

We’re back and stronger than ever since our inception and are ready for more sh-tposting!

We won’t guarantee that you will stick around to Comment, Like and Share our Content here.

But rest assured, you won’t miss a thing! We will continue to share in-depth status reports from the front lines.

Stay tuned as we wage a spiritual battle against the world at large and purging of PURE EVIL.

Welcome to this hellish planet.

Enjoy our “edutainment” only.

Located in the suburbs of San Jose, California, our home is where the actions take place.

It is here where we experience the most profound nonsense.

We are shy, introverts, who struggle to meet the various challenges and obstacles imaginable.

We are stuck in an imperfect environment surrounded by both grace and beauty and the profane and mundane.

Don’t bother visiting us and disrupting our peaceful community where OLD school meets newbies from across the oceans.

We relish our privacy despite drag racers over-speeding on OUR long stretch of road.

Other miscreants continue to test our resolves with chemtrails, 5G, GMO, etc.