About Us


We are OLD school!

On/about December 2001, “FlynnsPaws” has been created as an email account. Starting on Valentine’s day and in the year of 2006, we started posting our “blogs” online.

Fast-forward to January 2025, we are still “blogging”, except having to take a few years of offline sabbatical. We came back and designed our very first professional-looking weblog site with Elementor on WordPress.

We’re back and stronger than ever since our inception and are ready for more sh-tposting!

We won’t guarantee that you will stick around to Comment, Like and Share our Content here.

But rest assured, you won’t miss a thing! We will continue to share in-depth status reports from the front lines.

Stay tuned as we wage a spiritual battle against the world at large and purging of PURE EVIL.

Welcome to this hellish planet.

Enjoy our “edutainment” only.


Flynn and Paws
FlynnsPaws Black Logo via Canva.com.
The FLYNN

More rants than raves.
An awful person.
The blogger.
FlynnsPaws White Logo via Canva.com.
The PAWS

More paws than claws.
An awesome feline.
The author.
Fluffy von der Flynn, the girl.
Evil Kitty Paws, the cat.

About Us

Flynn and Paws is a personal weblog site of mostly off-topic rants. Both the Blogger and the Author have teamed up to deliver some daily does of alternate realities. Incoming thoughts, inner musings or whatever comes to their small minds, their unheard voices are here for your giggles. While stuck on this hellish planet, read more. That’s all. Thanks for visiting. End of transmission.


Meet our family!

✝️

Jesus Christ

"Oh, my Jesus! Forgive us our sins and save us from the fires of hell. Lead all souls into heaven, especially those in the most dire need of thy mercy. Oh, Sang-Real most holy! Oh, Sang-Real divine! Oh, grace and all-thanksgiving be every moment thine! For thine is the kingdom and the glory are yours, for and forever. Amen.

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Heavenly All-Father

"Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come! Thy will be done on earth and in heaven! Give us this day our Daily Bread; and forgive us our debtors/trespassers as we forgive those who owe us money/trespass against us; and lead us NOT into temptation but deliver us from PURE EVIL. Amen."

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Holy Ghost Spirit

"O Holy Spirit, descend upon me. Enlighten, guide, and strengthen me. May your gifts be my guide. May your love be my peace. May your wisdom be my light. I ask this through Jesus Christ our Lord."
"O Holy Spirit, I ask for your guidance and wisdom. Help me to make good choices and to follow your will. I ask this through Jesus Christ our Lord.:

Meet our team!

Our small team is a group of Artificially Intelligent, Logo-Generated characters. They were hand-picked by Jetpack from teams Anime, Digital Art, Lowpoly and Line Art. Back-up characters are from teams Photographic, Comicbook, Fantasy Art, and Pixel Art. Nine honorable mentions did NOT make the cut: They are from teams Enhance, Neonpunk, Isometric, Cinematic, Analog Film, Origami, Craft Clay, 3D Model and Texture. Thank you all!

BACK-UP TEAMS

Team Photographic
Team Photographic
Team Comicbook
Team Comicbook
Team Fantasy Art
Team Fantasy Art
Team Pixel Art
Team Pixel Art

HAND-PICKED TEAMS

Team Anime
Team Anime
Team Digital Art
Team Digital Art
Team Lowpoly
Team Lowpoly
Team Line Art
Team Line Art

HONORABLE MENTIONS

Team Enhance
Team Enhance
Team Analog Film
Team Analog Film
Team Neonpunk
Team Neonpunk
Team Isometric
Team Isometric
Team Origami
Team Origami
Team Craft Clay
Team Craft Clay
Team Cinematic
Team Cinematic
Team 3D Model
Team 3D Model
Team Texture
Team Texture

Our home in SFBA!

Located in the suburbs of San Jose, California, our home is where the actions take place.

It is here where we experience the most profound nonsense.

We are shy, introverts, who struggle to meet the various challenges and obstacles imaginable.

We are stuck in an imperfect environment surrounded by both grace and beauty and the profane and mundane.

Don’t bother visiting us and disrupting our peaceful community where OLD school meets newbies from across the oceans.

We relish our privacy despite drag racers over-speeding on OUR long stretch of road.

Other miscreants continue to test our resolves with chemtrails, 5G, GMO, etc.

San Jose, California Skyline at night by Ben Loomis CC by 2.0.
San Jose, California Skyline at night by Ben Loomis CC by 2.0.

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  1. Hi, John Jr and thanks for the latest update(s)! I submitted to "Request Report Deletion" for the https[:]//hybrid-analysis[.]com/sample/[Free Automated Malware…

  2. Hi, John Jr. I submitted my email to report[at]scamadviser[.]com moments ago and the form via scamadviser[.]com[/]contact a few minutes earlier,…

  3. Oh, John Jr! That's longer than I would ever imagine, especially for your conditions! So I shouldn't rant like this…

  4. That is unfortunate, Flynn. I also hate how they try to cram as many patients as they can. The waiting…

  5. True, I forget but that's probably allowed if you upgrade your plan from free. My bad!😥 😂

  6. What you could do is sample the designs from other themes and plug those into your favorite theme. For example,…

  7. After cooking dessert, eating dinner, I spend the rest of the night going through free themes that seem to have…

  8. I just liked this comment and I'm testing this reply. Thanks for subscribing, John Jr! I saw the Jetpack app…

  9. I just unsubscribed and resubscribed to get posts and comments by email & notifications, from the WordPress.com Reader, hopefully that…

  10. Okay, I queried LEO AI/Brave, which said "By default, only the site administrator and the article author receive notifications for…

  11. The search continues. 🔎 Now I know that I am not imagining things. I did not get a notification or…

  12. You are funny indeed, John Jr! We will never know. You know, if something "clicks", you just know that's the…

  13. I briefly tried Dyad 2, but the faded font and messed up color schemes in the footer and maybe a…

  14. Agh, this is mysterious! I don't know what's going on. I'll probably have to investigate. I guess I should try…

  15. Ah, there you go again: I'll try theme Twenty Twenty-Five (again later on)! Yeah, theme Nook feels like an old-timey…

  16. Nice, out of the new themes, Nook is one of my favorite, with its somewhat old style design, but still…

  17. Welcome back, John Jr. I'm assuming this was done after I Deactivated the Jetpack Newsletter feature back to Default. That's…

  18. Hello Flynn, I noticed that you had not posted in a while. Then I realized that magically I was unsubscribed.…

  19. I kinda sorta just don't wanna. But I have no choice! Thanks again John Jr! I actually haven't even tried…

  20. Oh, gosh darn-it, John Jr! Thank you for your honesty because I had NO idea whatsoever that was happening! The…

  21. Oh, yeah! I thought that I was the only one that saw that message! Interesting! That's good to know, John…

  22. Yes, I got the links and wasn't sure/cannot recall if I didn't/did setup the dashboard Discussion settings to allow comment…

  23. Thank you Flynn, I might remove the Pages widget to bring it down to 2. :D I am also replying…

  24. Yes, John Jr, I believe you have your primary menu/pages widget in the header above, in the footer below and…

  25. Hello Flynn, Yep, mobile devices do seem to be the main focus. Yeah, most default WordPress themes could use more…

  26. Hi John Jr, I assume/believe the general trend would lean/is probably geared towards those who use mobile devices, especially for…

  27. Hello Flynn, I also had reset my templates in Twenty Twenty Five, which is why I had to spend so…

  28. Hi, John Jr. Yes, the various Theme 2025 templates are okay as Default, in my opinion. I've edited these Default…

  29. Hello Flynn, congratulations on finding the Blog Home template, last night or the night before, you inspired me to try…

  30. What I like about Twenty Twenty-Five are the eight style variations (besides the default) to change the look of the…

  31. Hello Flynn, the defaults and limitations of themes annoys me too. Dark themes are too gloomy and somewhat more difficult…

  32. Oh, now, I may/will need you "help" to setup my desktop using only Linux and such. Could you show me…

  33. Yeah, things have been dead for several years now, it feels like blogging is dying, I miss the community. Speaking…

  34. Nice, no problem, and thank you, Flynn. I was partly holding off on testing the Twenty Twenty Five theme again…

  35. Yeah, I miss the old days of having more followers and commenters like you and free stuff for everyone, too!

  36. Hey, John Jr! Wait! I was borrowing/stealing your ideas to put the Latests Latest Comments AND the Top Posts &…

  37. Nice, your blog's appearance / setup up is improving, Flynn. It is getting easier to read, find things, et cetera.…

  38. The full site editor themes got confusing, more limited in their base form, more difficult to adjust, more difficult to…


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Howdy! I’m FLYNN, a blogger based in San Jose, California. I graduated long ago and have been studying humanity and its failures. It is my hope that one day everyone will repent. Amen.