20260612-1046. Blog entry.
Greetings, chumps!
Attached is my photo showing my morning coffee.
The half-and-half milk expired two days ago. Hence, there is this nice cottage cheese texture, which does NOT have too much of a “bad” odor (yet).
Of course, being like my elderly father, we do NOT let things go to waste, unlike that daily messenger who threw out a $40 worth of chicken food whatever and maybe more.
That was NOT nice in my books/opinions. (Off-topic: So that’s why I can’t bring myself to continue the online charade of “tithing”.)
Anyways, I would grind my whole bean coffee and brew the fresh grounds using the “French press” method. Mais oui, John Jr? But I’ve forgotten my two years of high school French classes.
After brewing for four minutes, I would pour the hot liquid into my container of prepared sweetener (this time Costco agave) and of course milk, which happened to be today’s expired half-and-half.
The taste is normal. The texture is slightly slurried. I’m NOT complaining. I do expect to use the bathroom VERY well later on today, however, as the flow would be smoother due to consuming today’s coffee slurry.
I could drink dark black coffee without either sweetener or milk. I do NOT use oat, almond or other milk substitutes, by the way.
Now, now, chumps! Don’t let my weirdness be off-putting to your elitist sensitivities! This is Flynn and her Paws do NOT mind such inconveniences.
That’s all. End transmission. 1058 AM PT. Edited 1100 AM PT.
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