Tag: photos

“If a picture paints a thousand words…”, then why can’t I just blog?!

  • View by Country…

    View by Country...

    Recent discovery showing a “snippet” of where in the world my weblog is viewed.

  • Wee pigs…

    When I viewed a YouTube video about “Women Know Your Limits” six days ago, I didn’t laugh but only at the kitten part.

    You see, I lost my funny bones long ago by a WHITE boy whose intelligence and “sexism” tagged with dry humor boggled my mind. I didn’t like that energy coming from that guys, even if he was handsome, rich and popular. I spat him out like chewing gum into a hardened wad stuck underneath my callused heals.

    I still recall his feign spitting sound of disdain, too, with regards to him not liking women wearing gray-colored contact lenses. Well, I happened to have experimented with gray-colored contact lenses — FreshLook Colorblends. It made my eyes look blue. I got a kiss out of one guy for wearing those contact lenses. But the boy didn’t like the unnatural look to my eyes.

    Anyway, I’ve been following/reading about bros and how they ought to behave among each other.

    Long ago, I’ve read opinions of how certain religions have been portrayed as “homosexual” to include mostly male priests/leaders, altar boys/servers and a heavenly father and his earthly son and without much reference to females, the mother figures and earthly daughters.

    I couldn’t understand how a “straight path to God could be spiritually “correct” any more than than surfing in a straight line, which is no fun, save for the changing course to catch a wave. It’s getting late and you get one “Oink” for trying and two “Oinks” results.

  • Contributor to cause…

    On Monday, November 14, 2011 5:30 PM, a contribution was processed via “http://www.landmarklegal.org/paypal.html.”

    IT’S OFFICIAL-Landmark Legal Foundation is Going to Supreme Court to Stop Obamacare

    Monday, November 14th, 2011

    You can help with this monumental fight by making a small donation.

    I had a difficult time locating the DONATION button, which was located on the upper left hand COLUMN in faded, light brown color.

    En route homebound from Maw’s eyeball appointment after 15:00pm this afternoon, she told me:

    “For your future and for Mark R Levin, I would give money to help him and his cause. You can blog about him and that he is the greatest!”

  • 20111114-Humor Time

    During breakfast this morning, Paw recanted his life’s stories while working in the Navy as a steward and in Hotel Pilipinas as a janitor.

    11/14/2011 07:44am: Paw was asked by the American guests: “Why isn’t this elevator working?” Of course, there was no “Out Of Order” sign. Paw replied: “The elevator was destroyed.” He didn’t think of saying that it was not working.

    11/14/2011 07:42am: Paw was asked by the admirals wife: “What is the jelly for the admiral?” He, like most Filipinos who grew up with no knowledge of American food, replied: “Smuckers!” He doesn’t recall the flavor.

    This was one of those few times Paw actually laughed out loud and so did Maw. His eyes became animated but I couldn’t look directly at him but saw Maw had to control her laughter to avoid popping her brain veins.

  • Header images…

    Today is yet another lazy day of being un/deremployed. Taking a break for a while can be quite boring and unproductive. Had it not been for blogging, I’m already insane.

    Here is a slideshow and/or gallery of 24 customized header images that I’m using for my personal blog: Courtesy of John Jr.

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    I like the black and white images because these “gray scales” (not green reptilians) go well with my BLACK background and RED fonts.

  • Split faces…

    The astrological sign of Gemini is supposed to be two faced, like theatrical drama masks shown side by side as sad/tragedy and happy/comedic.

    The divorced nutter living next door to us is just such a personality. A day after we requested two Gestapo-like cops at our front door to tell that illegal ALIEN to stop it, the divorced nutter cried on our shoulders: “I have no more sisters. You are my sisters.” Then suddenly, her tears stopped. What a nutty faker!

    The same goes with the boy and that fat bastard. They talk sweet and are generally accepted among their family and friends as generous. But when they can’t get their way, they get angry like morons and instigate others to get angry, but later they turn around and smile and apologize as if nothing happened. What a bunch of nutty fakers!

    This leads me to people who experience manic and depressive episodes from playing and working hard for the love and appreciation of others to complaining and whining later for not getting what they want from their blind followers or hero worshipers. What you will Not notice are the subtle changes until their split identities are named.

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  • Donation and business…

    I hate you all! I just discovered that the “Command” line read as Donation and business! Donating is purely charity and NOT a “money making” business. The taxation is hidden as fees, which is 1/3 of any donation made via PayPal. I expect TPTB and pals to “rethink” how they want this unfortunate loop-hole to GO DOWN! I am NOT happy! There are people who count every penny! So where are these fees supposed to go — into the pockets of “administration and management”? Huh? Are you going to tax us at the end of the year for the other 2/3 in money that you people keep taking? You are all thieves!

  • Blueberry purple color…

    Yesterday, I’ve switched to yet another WordPress.com Theme: Fruit Shake by Automattic. The color scheme is “Blueberry” of blue and purple, both of which work out well with the customized header image (snow path) of gray, white and black colors. I’ve tested the six post formats (aside, gallery, link, image, status and quote) and have used the gallery for more than one image. I still don’t know how to use the other five.

  • Sharing fun…

    So I just saw the dedicated blogger’s recent article on “Best Day Foundation“. I see lots of happiness and joy. And for once, that feels good overall compared to deeper meanings behind most of the articles of the past/present.

    Anyway, that’s it. I was hoping someone else with a passion for kayaking and bicycling would have extended his passion in life to help those with disabilities and post those photographic moments on his Facebook account instead of “showing off” his vices with other able-bodied people.

    I am getting a nice inspiration late in life. Generally, I never had any clear direction in life. I’ve always been a follower and never a leader. And being shy and never out-spoken really closed the doors on many things beyond the confines of these walls — my mind and it neurosis with people and the outdoors. Great.

    I see there is really a different world out there other than sitting in front of this damn computer and blogging about nonsense DAILY. Where’s the job? Maybe my job is not to be wage earner. But more like a caretaker. (Hmm. No wonder I’ve been told to “sit/hang tight”.)

    For example, taking care of the disabled is a 24 hour job/duty. And Maw’s purpose is to cross-train me on patience and understanding. Paw too offers an opportunity on how to be more positive. But I’m failing to cut the old wires of negative punishments.

    Maw’s career was being a dedicated RN. She has taken care of the disabled in the “medical” ward of the hospital. They were bed-ridden patients whose bodies are contorted. They cannot feed or clean themselves. So now it’s my turn to take care of her and others, too. (Gee! Why do I keep reminding myself of this?)

    I know there are lots of special people, unique places and fun things to do in the water except my element happens to be on dirt, a land lover, if you will. I get “swimmers ears” and require the placement of a few drops of alcohol into the ear hold to get the water out. And I don’t know how to swim except float on my back!

    So there you go, Flynn. What do you want to do in your life? Answer me now! You’re wasting time! Get with the program!

  • Mysterious rosary…

    For awhile I wanted to poke fun at a meditative (yet mindless) ritual, which basically is made up by mere humans who have nothing better to do in their lives than torture fun-loving people. Hopefully, there should be no offense to the faithful believers in mostly hot air as I attempt to compare questionable religious events with technologically advanced (or alleged demonic) entities.

    Mysteriously joyful

    1. The announcement. An ET beamed on earth.
    2. The visitation. The ET mother visited an ET cousin.
    2. The birth. An ET son was born.
    4. The circumcision. Surgery was performed to “splice” humanoid DNA.
    5. The finding. The ET son was “communing” with a bunch of ET.

    Mysteriously luminous

    1. The baptism. Following “decontamination procedures in case of radiation emergency” by bathing in water.
    2. The wedding. Drinking water turned into bloody “wine” due to contamination.
    3. The proclamation. ET and pals exist beyond this hellish planet.
    4. The transfiguration. The ET son and two other ETs are “Illuminati”.
    5. The Eucharist. The flesh/DNA strands and blood/serum of ET co-mingled with DNA of humanoids.

    Mysteriously sorrowful

    1. The agony. The ET son was trying to contact the mother ship.
    2. The scourging. The ET son was being tortured.
    3. The crowing. A mind-control cap wiped out the ET son’s memory.
    4. The carrying. A zombie shell was left to carry the truth.
    5. The crucifying. A zombie shell was murdered.

    Mysteriously glorious

    1. The resurrection. A zombie shell came back to life or the ET son was still alive.
    2. The ascension. The ET son was beamed up into a UFO.
    3. The descent. It was a UFO landing.
    4. The assumption. The ET mother was beamed up into a UFO.
    5. The coronation. A mind-control cap wiped out the ET mother’s memory.

  • Inverse universe…

    Hello boys and girls! Here is today’s word: Yin and Yang.

    In Asian philosophy, the concept of yin yang (simplified Chinese: 阴阳; traditional Chinese: 陰陽; pinyin: yīnyáng), which is often referred to in the West as “yin and yang”, is used to describe how polar opposites or seemingly contrary forces are interconnected and interdependent in the natural world, and how they give rise to each other in turn. Opposites thus only exist in relation to each other.

    In our current world, there is nature — wild and free. Its forces are negative, dark and feminine — Yin. She is the space and void with an “eye” as the Yang’s sun/light.

    In their alternate world, there is nurture — controlled and secure. Its forces are positive, light and masculine — Yang. He is the container and truth with an “eye” as the Yin’s moon/bright.

    Yet each belongs to a one source among infinite and multidimensional realities.

    Perhaps, “God” and extraterrestrials are the same — creating “life” and destroying it, too.

  • Debt be gone…

    Well, I’m pissed after contacting customer support about an hour or so ago. I got my answer: being in debt/ed is costly! But that’s part of business in a capitalist economy and credit-based system.

    And with to the “Account Activity Statement” downloaded as a .pdf file and a pre-installed spreadsheet on my personal computer, I was able to re-create the data from the .pdf file (with much difficulty from the comma delimited feature) and came up with the following scenario:

    Total Outgoing — 81%

    • Service Fee — 9%
    • Transaction Fee — 7%
    • Payments — 60%
    • Interests — 5%

    Total Incoming — 19%

    In other words, I lost a great deal trying to settle my debt. This will be part of my “permanent documentation” for business/personal/karmic expenses.

    This is a lesson to everyone: Don’t buy junk or invest money you don’t need or have, respectively!

    Back in those days, a mortgage was unheard of until the idea brought down the American economy and affected worldwide finances. Back in those days, people were happy and paid in cash or bartered. Today, the DJI dropped 500 points! That’s the largest loss ever! Apparently, Obama’s debt crisis got worse.