Well, in order to solve your oil spill problem, simply allow the almighty red salamander to do its job. Fire it up! Burn the fuel! Then out of fire, new growth will come out. Don’t worry about air pollution. That will be taken cared of: They are waiting.
So what is the hold up, huh? Why the snags and delays? If you want to win the war, use fire. Reinstate flame-throwers and flush out those monsters living inside the caves and underground facilities. Stop being politically correct.
You know that is the right thing to do. Fight with fire. You have nuclear power. That may be the next step to clean up the planet. Or would you rather have a fire ball come out of deep space and take care of your mess?
Will God forgive you? Nope! Not unless you burn off the fuel, the stuff will clog the marshlands along the Gulf of Mexico. Why are you people making such as simple effort so impossible? Think of ritually purifying your ovens with a flame, you know, the Jewish way.
That’s what you fools need to do with the oil spill. Get to it now! Chop! Chop!
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