Here is my humorous version:
- 1. Be anonymous. Trying to blog as your “real self” is embarrassing AND in particular a “national security” issue. (Take a hint people!)
- 2. Blog carefully. You may blog often but that doesn’t mean your content is favorable to the law enforcement or government authorities.
- 3. Be choosy. You may have various topics to share but use discretion when applying your “unwanted” thoughts to controversial and fringe theories which are NOT popular to the sheeple.
- 4. Practice meditation. When you get up to use the toilet after hours of blogging, consider that exercise. Your fingers are already working out. Why make the extra effort to go outdoors and enjoy nature? Try meditation while sitting down. When you’re finished, open your eyes, take deep breaths and continue blogging.
- 5. Allow your boundaries to set themselves LEGALLY. Remember any TOS when accessing various website and the Patriot’s Act. You are mere blogging slaves to give feedback the crown. (Get it?)
- 6. Create new words like “frigging”. That’s another way of combining two words and describing freaks (also known as perverts) who use “bad words”.
- 7. Don’t embarrass yourself. Keep your content clean to avoid being marked on the “terrorist list” or ostracized by your family members who happenstance to come across your personal weblog.
- 8. Use the “Proofread Writing” feature on the Visual tab. A human monkey cannot be the best writer who spells words correctly and uses proper grammar.
- 9. Don’t force yourself to blog. Get some rest. Blogging too much can fry your minds, cut SOCIAL interaction with REAL people and increase your physical demise from sitting all day.
- 10. Value yourself enough to share. Everyone else who is kind enough to read your blog and take part are either “trolls” or nice
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Reference: http://dailypost.wordpress.com/2011/08/23/ten-important-things-i%e2%80%99ve-learned-about-blogging/
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