1. Below is a sample of a spammer’s random email to moi. The service provider of my email of course automatically placed this email into the ‘Spam’ folder. Out of curiosity, this offers an insight to how scams are enticing, just like what those Islander thugs are capable of doing. Enjoy!
Looking for Mr. Wonderful
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 4:41 AM
From: “Stupid Spammer”
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To: Five random emailsGood day, my gentleman
love can touch us one time and last for a life time I am a straight up person who loves the God. Not into game playing or drama. Honesty is important to me. I have ambition and a purpose and moving forward toward them. I am independent minded but am willing to submit to the right person who meets my criteria. My dream man must love the God and take care of himself physically, spiritually and mentally. He knows what he wants in life and has accomplished the majority of his dreams and aspirations (I do believe that we should always be willing to grow and want to take on more). He has to be secure in what he wants and also know what he wants in life. Take a look at me http://idiot’s website here/7811/
Goodbye
Stupid Spammer
2. I’d like to tear up this email. Here are my interpretations:
- ‘straight up person’ – She’s black.
- ‘loves God’ – She’s a religious nutter.
- ‘honesty’ – She’s a liar because the ‘real’ last name was only an initial!
- ‘ambition, purpose, forward’ – She just emailed a scam, pretty much.
- ‘independent but submissive’ – She is an uncertain windsurfer.
- ‘takes care of himself’ – What man is not dirty? Stupid!
- ‘knows what he wants in life’ – He wants sex!
- ‘accomplished dreams and aspirations’ – He’s still asleep and probably dreaming about a blond, too!
- ‘willing to grow and want to take on more’ – He wants to be a parasite!
- ‘be secure’ – He must be rich.
- ‘knows what he wants in life’ – He probably wants nothing to do with marriage.
Thank you.
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