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Greetings
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From: James Ndlovu
Date: Tue, Aug 31, 2010 at 9:46 PM
Reply-To: james.ndlovu001@gmail.com
From: James Ndlovu,
My Direct Phone: +27 782 958 686
Email: james.ndlovu001@gmail.com

Dear Sir/Madam

With Due Honour and respect, I introduce myself to you for a better relationship. I am Mr. James Ndlovu, CHIEF AUDITOR IN ONE OF THE BIGEST BANKS HERE IN SOUTH AFRICA. Your contact is courtesy of Business online network via Internet as I decided to contact you for this beneficial transaction that is 100% risk free.

During auditing, verifications/investigations in our bank at the end of last Fiscal (financial) year, I discovered the sum of (US$18 M} EIGHTEEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS in a dormant account belonging to MR ALLAN P SEAMAN, a German international businessman who died along with his family in the November 5th, 2001 plane crash in Abidjan West Africa. Our investigations revealed no survival or NEXT OF KIN for claims as we have long been expecting someone to forward applications for claims as it applies to our banking regulations. Information / verifications from reliable sources confirmed that his supposed “NEXT OF KIN” died with him in the crash. Hence this is for your perusals.

However, I kept this information (SECRET) confidential within my jurisdiction To enable us submit claims and transfer this fund through trustworthy person Whom we shall present to our bank as the BONAFIDE “NEXT OF KIN” to the Deceased. We intend to credit this fund into any of your nominated (designated) offshore Bank account for investments. Meanwhile, all domestic arrangements for claims have been put in place awaiting your acceptance to participate. I will give you directives and all needed information as soon as I receive your positive response.

Kindly understand that we could not carry out this on our own as based on the simple facts that we are civil servants and secluded from operating foreign account and too, it will raise eyebrows on our side in terms of transfer being staff of the bank. Moreover, this fund belongs to a foreigner and demands same as next of kin to claim it. Hence your contact for successful operation. My colleagues and I has resolved to offer you 25% of the total sum as commission, we will invest 70% of our share in your country provided it is profit oriented. 5% of the total fund will be set aside to re-emburse all expenses to be incurred in the course of running this transaction such as telephone and other minor expenses. I am assuring you of a smooth and successful transaction provided you display maturity and observe Confidentiality.<

1. Can your account accommodate this fund in your local bank without government intervention or do you have an account outside your country where you may
Consider safe for this fund?
2. What are taxation in your country like as I desire a low/free tax zone?.
3. What are the interest rates on long/short term fixed deposit in your local Banks?
4. What other lucrative investments would you suggest as I intend banking, Real estate and hotels if they are good business venture in your Country?
5. Can you be able to make residential documents and purchase a house for me?
And my family to relocate and settle in your country after the transaction?

Kindly indicate your private telephone and fax number for more efficient
Communication. Reply to 🙁 james.ndlovu001@gmail.com)
Looking forward to your anticipated urgent response. So I can give you a call

Best regards,

James Ndlovu?

Good Day To You

Ragnar Andreas Audunson
Fri, Aug 27, 2010 at 12:16 AM
Good Day To You,

I would like to introduce myself. My name is Mr Tse Joseph W.Y and I work with a Bank in Hong Kong.I got your contact from the online web directory and I am contacting you because I have a discreet business suggestion which I would like you to handle with me by assisting me execute the business from Hong Kong to your country.I have contacted you with a different alias email because of the nature of the project I want you to handle with me. Please If interested, contact me confidentialy by my private email(tse.joe1960@yahoo.com.hk) for more details. I patiently await your response.

Tse Joseph W.Y

From: Local Organizing Committee
Date: Thu, 1 Jul 2010 14:41:49 +0200
Subject: PLEASE DO GET BACK TO ME
To:

From the Desk of Jacob Anderson
Tel: 0027 715 838 411
Email:jacobanderson2010@gmail.com

Vice-President Contract Bidding and Implementation Local Organizing Committee, South African Football Association (SAFA)

RE: Dear Friend.

In a brief introduction, I am Mr. Jacob Anderson, Vice-President, Contract bidding and Implementation of Local Organizing Committee of South Africa Football Association (SAFA) for FIFA Word-cup 2010 to be held in South Africa . Our Committee was in charge for the contract bidding for the construction of six new stadiums and renovation of four existing stadiums to meet the World and FIFA specified standards both foreign and local contractors were involved in these projects execution.

In course of exercising our duties, we were into a few sharp practices which have fetched us the sum US$15.6M (Fifteen Million, Six Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) which we intend to transfer out of our country now that the works at the sites of the six new stadiums are coming up to completion level. For us to realize the transfer of this deliberate over estimate of contract value and kickback, we received from two foreign firms, we needed a foreign partner, and hence I contacted you.

For you To be sure on how this mentioned amount was realized visit this websites:

1. http://www.world-cup-south-africa-2010.com/
2. http://www.capetownmagazine.com/articles/Sport-a-Fifa-2010~c9/South-African-2010-Local-Organising-Committee~773
3. http://www.soccerphile.com/soccerphile/wc2010/stadiums/index.html
4. http://www.pmg.org.za/report/20080617-2010-fifa-world-cup-2009-fifa-confederations-cup-local-organising-co-0

I wish to assure you that this transaction is risk and hitch free as we are still in service with our government and cannot afford to make any mistake because of our reputation. This above amount can be transferred to your nominated personal or company name, which you will send for the purpose of the execution of this mutual benefit transaction.

For more details on how this transaction can be realized. Feel free to contact me on this private Email: jacobanderson2010@gmail.com I will prefer you to contact me on this e-mail and also to give me your private telephone number, so that I can reach you on phone.

Remember confidentiality should be our watchword, considering my position to avoid scandals.

Thanks for your anticipated response.

Best regards,

Mr. Jacob Anderson.
Vice-President L. O. C
Tel: 0027 715 838 411

i’m writing to find love

Date: Thursday, June 17, 2010 1:49 AM
From: “Katy” <ftpmaster@ceat.net>
To: [Yahoo! emails deleted]

Good day, gentleman!

Love knows no boundaries, distance, nor time.
There are no words to express what I feel and how much my soul wants to find its love. There are no songs as beautiful as the music that fills my soul when I am thinking about miracle of love. There could never be words strong enough to express my hope for you and for our beautiful love fairy-tale [stupid website deleted] You are my light in the darkness, sweetheart, and I wait for you to light up my life.

Ekaterina M.

1. Below is a sample of a spammer’s random email to moi. The service provider of my email of course automatically placed this email into the ‘Spam’ folder. Out of curiosity, this offers an insight to how scams are enticing, just like what those Islander thugs are capable of doing. Enjoy!

Looking for Mr. Wonderful
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 4:41 AM
From: “Stupid Spammer”
Add sender to Contacts
To: Five random emails

Good day, my gentleman

love can touch us one time and last for a life time I am a straight up person who loves the God. Not into game playing or drama. Honesty is important to me. I have ambition and a purpose and moving forward toward them. I am independent minded but am willing to submit to the right person who meets my criteria. My dream man must love the God and take care of himself physically, spiritually and mentally. He knows what he wants in life and has accomplished the majority of his dreams and aspirations (I do believe that we should always be willing to grow and want to take on more). He has to be secure in what he wants and also know what he wants in life. Take a look at me http://idiot’s website here/7811/

Goodbye
Stupid Spammer

2. I’d like to tear up this email. Here are my interpretations:

• ‘straight up person’ – She’s black.
• ‘loves God’ – She’s a religious nutter.
• ‘honesty’ – She’s a liar because the ‘real’ last name was only an initial!
• ‘ambition, purpose, forward’ – She just emailed a scam, pretty much.
• ‘independent but submissive’ – She is an uncertain windsurfer.
• ‘takes care of himself’ – What man is not dirty? Stupid!
• ‘knows what he wants in life’ – He wants sex!
• ‘accomplished dreams and aspirations’ – He’s still asleep and probably dreaming about a blond, too!
• ‘willing to grow and want to take on more’ – He wants to be a parasite!
• ‘be secure’ – He must be rich.
• ‘knows what he wants in life’ – He probably wants nothing to do with marriage.

Thank you.

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