Could it be you???
Sunday, March 15, 2009 7:32 PM
From: “Yanna K.”
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To: [various Yahoo! emails here]
Ave, my friend
Love happens whether you want it to or not. Don’t try to control it. But make a first step for to help her to find you. A few words about me? I am romantic person. I see my future life as happy, calm and warm. I’ll do everything for this. My eyes are full of tenderness. I am slim and good-looking. I’d like to meet a man who knows where he’s going in his life. Physical activity and an active lifestyle are also very important to me, and I think that my significant other should feel the same way. I don’t have much else to say at this point except that I’d love to talk to you. Smile at me [stupid email link]
Yourth faithfully
Yan
Author’s note: Whatever loser! And quit emailing spams! Get a life! And stop looking online for love! You’re only asking for trouble. TRUST ME: I know. Parasites lurk on the internet. And use the dictionary next time before posting your messages. Sheesh!
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