“ET! Phone home!”
Nowadays it’s texting that works better than phone. You see texting can be saved as documentation. Whereas, you’d need photographic memory to record everything you’ve ever heard.
First, I want to thank me, myself and I for the con-tro-ver-si-al decision to blog via a smartphone, even though I don’t have nothing to do with people. Irregardless, none of my readers haven’t a clue as to what I am talking about. I’ve been hanged by the proverbial noose of greed for over twelve slong years and left hung, high and dry, and all alone. One look at my blog and it looks like the ramblings of an insane, loose-lipped, good for nothing, but well meaning person addicted to coffee. LOL. All I could do is 🙂 at your attempts to find meaning behind my messages. Nevertheless, don’t worry your little noggin’s over my state of mind. However, please do read on! And don’t forget to comment (nicely please). But then again, I really don’t care one way or the other.
It is neither me nor her that wants your attention. Nay! She loves to slowly mess with your minds and leave you to wonder if there are any regrets or mistakes made by this author. “Why do you bother her with corrections”? asked her doppelgänger. “Can’t you tell that church goers’ lives are more messed up than hers?” Perhaps contacting the author would help clarify what is really going, that is if she bothers reading and replying to her “e-mails“. Alas, you are not the ruler of her thoughts or the controller of her grammar and spelling. Who do you think you are? To whom should you address your concerns?
[This has been a horrible grammatical exercise by me and I certainly know you agree that you’re God and your destiny lies in their hands because it’s not who they’re but rather if its presence is there at all.)
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