Gluttony
I don’t usually imbibe. But just for the sake of socializing and “belonging to the cool crowd”, I taste alcohol. As for food, I’ll eat anything to the excess until my tummy hurts or when I make the first LOUD belch.
Anger
When angered, I shoot off my mouth and get REALLY loud but mostly away from earshot of the intended annoyances.
Laziness
Being unemployed is perfectly fine as long as you don’t have responsibilities. Taking long naps is fine too as long as the weather is good.
Greed
I happen to hoard and as a result I take things personally and won’t let go. That includes money, friends and trinkets.
Pride
I take great pride is my work and that means to be the best while clowning the fools who don’t get it.
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