Buddy is the youngest member of our parakeet family of five. Buddy is the son of Bully, whom he would mistaken as another Yeyo, who is his mother. Bully has no idea that Buddy is his son! They are best buddies and would talk and feed each other each and every day as if Bully is the male and Buddy is his “female” counterpart.
Gilligan, too, is the “little buddy” of the Skipper from the televised series “Gilligan’s Island”. Gilligan would get into all sorts of trouble and the Skipper would get mad at his subordinate and then relieved that his best buddy didn’t get hurt. I would assume the weaker and dumber of the two would be more “feminine”, which is Gilligan.
In another televised series “Xena: The Warrior Princess”, Gabrielle is the “sidekick” to Xena, who is much taller. Both go on adventures together and fight the bad guys. Xena ended up getting beheaded by a bunch of Japanese and Gabrielle was left to her own. Of course, the damn lesbians thought they’d get to see the spirit of the decease kiss her friend from beyond. But it didn’t happen. Haha!
Now, for whatever reason, I would have little buddies — both of whom are Vietnamese and shorter than me! I don’t know WTF is up with that but these “pests” are quite friendly and VERY intelligent. It’s almost like they got nothing better to do than talk too much. All I could do is “play” along and get a headache after wards.
On Thursday morning, I decided to get gasoline at the local AM/PM — Arco (a BP subsidary). Hey! I know but the gasoline is cheaper there! Anyway, when I went to line up a “black guy” was in front of me and allowed me to cut in line. He said to me:
“Go ahead, sir!”
OMG! It wasn’t the only time people mistaken me for a guy.
A Mexicana who was working the McDonald’s restaurant would address me as “Sir” regardless of sex. You see, it was inside a military base and I had no idea that “Sir” was a respect for any officer. She thought I was a military personnel behind my menacing shades at that time. But the McDonald’s restaurant closed and the employees of mostly Filipinos had no more jobs.
One night long ago, the girl’s friend wanted to drop off something at their house of horror. The three of us were there at the same time but the “homeowners” were not present. When I left to go inside my car, I saw that the woman had something in her trunk for them. She later told me that she didn’t recognize me and thought that I was a guy!
So there you have it folks. Someone with a big head and military cut would be mistaken as a dude. F^ck you all!
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