I would first create another God-self known as not-God, an “outside” observer and “auditor” of God-self.
- God-self ask not-God: “Who are you? What are you?”
- And not-God will answer: “I don’t know.”
- God-self asks not-God: “What is next?”
- Then not-God will answer: “I don’t know.”
- Frustrated with the answers, God-self asks not-God: “Who is God-self?” “What is God-self?”
- Not-God didn’t know what God-self wanted and replied: “Show me what you got.”
And so God-self proceeded to present his books of life.
Not-God was very impressed as he reviewed each minute detail. But there was an oversight that not-God discovered — an error. It was a small infraction but could be easily fixed.
Not-God showed God-self the mistake and God-self pondered: “I will fix it right away!”
Excited at this latest thought, God-self farted to create cosmic gases, burped to create chunks of matter, coughed to create spirit of consciousness, sneezed to create elimination of infinity, and spat to create the anti-matter as death, a recycler of infinite matter.
What was the fix? Humor. In all seriousness to perfection in all, God-self realized his imperfection and caused laughter. Thus, happiness and joy followed.
Not-God became the side kick and comedic relief of God-self in a tragedy called One-self.
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Reference: http://dailypost.wordpress.com/2011/08/18/if-you-were-god-how-would-you-have-started/
If you were God, how would you have started it all? Do you think you could do something more interesting than the big bang? Or would you leave everything just as it is?
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