1. Family. You see we are not hive-minded robots. We actually like to get loud and are not afraid to hold back our emotions.
2. Food. Our food is not boring. We eat everything, unlike some healthy conscious types/fear-based trolls who don't eat meat, eggs, lard, etc.
3. Fun. Fun is only in the head. We like to play cheese, too. Gardening is nothing compared to vacationing.
4. Religion. We love to pray solemnly at any graven images, with any stranger and for dead people, too, and then party afterwards with food and gossip.
5. Work. We need to work to keep up appearances, make more babies, and buy big houses and big cars.
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