Trump Jabs Bush on “Mommy” Ad
20160125-1807. I haven’t watched the linked video yet. But call me a “Jimmy crack corn”, I don’t care.
Below are my mocked dialogues between mommy and son as portrayed several times in the past and in front of my only audience – mommy.
Jeb: But Mom! I love her! Why don’t your like her?
Barbra: Jeb, you’re on your own. We’ve already had this discussion.
You know she’s the one and only true love in my life! I hate y’all!
I love you son just the same. I’ll never know what you see in her. Now, run along and play with your friends.
I can’t.
Why?
They’re making fun of me and calling me names. Can you come along?
Well, son, you have to buck up and stand your ground. Fight back if you have to earn their respect. Go on now. You’ll be late for your bus.
Thanks, mom! You’re the greatest!
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Well, my dialogue wasn’t exactly what I portrayed in the past. This one is new, though.
But seriously, Jeb seems like a nice guy. And, well, you know the saying goes: nice guys finish last. That didn’t sound correct but y’all know what I mean.
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