In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Connect the Dots | Scour the news for an entirely uninteresting story. Consider how it connects to your life. Write about that.”
Good Flynn: Cooking. I don’t cook and I certainly don’t remember signing up to learn cooking in this lifetime. Basically, we humanz must nourish our bags of mostly water with foodstuff, which then turns into crap. So cooking is purely an emotional response by humanz to an expectation of getting fat.
Evil Kitty: Yes. I’m getting unbelievably fat from your shares of fat trimmings! Yummy! I especially like to chew on those “wobbly meat” called cartilage. And yet the vets forced unto moi supplements of pellets, which looks suspiciously like rabbit poop. I guess we felines also eat crap.
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