Evil Kitty: You two (my parents) make me sick!
Mutha Fucka: If that’s the case, why are still living here?
Good Flynn: Because I’m still learning from both of you.
Fools, err, folks, it’s a double-edged sword. By living “free and clear” in my, err, their paid-off house, I don’t have to worry about starving or going homeless.
The other night:
Mom: I’m glad you are still (living here) with me. At least, I have someone to talk to.
Well, now you know, they are my only and best friends forever. Best friends support and annoy. Their criticisms are constructive and their presence is priceless.
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