Okay, I’m feeling gaseous pain inside my rectum. It must be hemorrhoids because I didn’t use my butt-guard/back support/BackJoy product today at work.
And now here I’m sitting in front of the television and on my sensitive rectal tissues, which, thank goodness, is internal versus being external, which I experienced in a most painful way – twice in my lifetime.
So to the Ferguson protestors/Iraqi/Israeli/whoever, I wonder if cursing y’all with hemorrhoids would be a better option than looting from Lucifer/Satan’s stash of temptation as a grim reminder of the frailties of the human body.
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