Author’s note: An “open letter” mocking an email received today at 2:45AM (from an unknown time zone).
Dear Fellow Brothers and Sisters,
Thanks for being VERY stupid! I’ve never been a strong supporter of our small community of marital/religious misfits. The Lawd Gawd didn’t FORCE us to serve its mission on the spot or belong to any fiber-filled organization!
For over thirty years in this hellhole, I’ve never seen so many of our members back-stabbing each other. They are egoistic bigots and don’t treat each other lovingly. We are NOT one big happy family but a bunch of brutal heathens.
Y’all will NEVER have my full support! I would sincerely urge only the blessed ones to continue boosting the place to get rid of the “euthanizer” and other devils who have dared to infiltrate our local parish and to reveal their true/fugly nature.
Y’all have dark hearts and nothing could save y’all from eternal damnation. I am NOT concerned for your problems or other people other than my family and me and I certainly do NOT wish to bond with your cooties.
Go to hell,
Evil Kitty…
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