To Evil Kitty:
Do you want to be locked up in your cage? You’ve been nothing but trouble. You’re problem is having nothing to do! What you need is spaying or neutering. What is your sex, by the way? No matter. I’ve had it with your bad attitude. Hissing and scratching at people! The nerve!
And you’re stinking up the place, too! Why I had to replace my new carpet because you wouldn’t use your imported beach sand from Playa Del Rey, CA. And your fur! It’s a mess. All balled up and jumping around like dust bunnies. I had to hire a maid just to chase those darn things down!
And why don’t you like all the new toys? Can’t you be satisfied with at least one favorite piece of junk that I specially ordered online from Germany? I can’t believe you’d knock over your castle-tower play pen on my rare Ming Dynasty vase!
You know what? I’ll have to give you up for adoption, if you don’t behave! I thought your “purebred’ would be much better than what I paid! That was $10,000! Oh, I don’t know why I bothered putting up with you. You know I love you. But enough is enough! When will you see it my way for once?
I’m giving you until this X-mas to make me feel happy. Otherwise, you’ll be under someone else’s X-mas tree!
Bah,
The Good Flynn
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