Sometime last month, the boy came over and told a couple of jokes.
First old joke:
A staff needed her computer repaired. She had it in the back of her trunk. The boy was approached by her.
“My computer doesn’t work. Can you help me get it out of the trunk?” She asked.
“Sure! No problem! I have it right here!” As he looked up at her and smiled, obviously humoring himself at her confusion.
With wide eyes, she stared at the boy: “How did you do that?”
Of course, to allay her fears: “Nah! I’m just joking! It’s still in your trunk!”
Second, old joke:
An older co-worker likes to dress up in fancy clothes. His favorite designer brand happens to be “GAP”.
One day, the old fart wore a shirt with the word “GAP” printed on the front.
“I love wearing GAP clothing!” He proclaimed to his co-workers.
Of course, the boy knew how to clown haughty fools with too much ego.
“Did you know that “GAP” spelled backwards is “PAG”? He smirked.
“What do you mean “PAG”? You are NOT making sense.” The old fool was not sure at this point.
“In the Filipino language, there is no letter “F” but in its place is the letter “P”. So by default, you are a “FAG for wearing “GAP”! Get it?
The boy was laughing out loud.
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