I love eating. But since I’m getting old and the old one gets, the metabolism SLOWS down! I could no longer eat my favorite junk foods with gusto. The three of us are cutting back on food and eating healthier. I have yet to see the weighing scale do me justice in lower numbers! Dammit!
Anyway, my mind started creating again. Usually the mornings are good times for blogging material but since I’m away from my computer and I cannot recall my precious thoughts due to OLD AGE, those don’t get entered.
Here are some food worthy mention associated with situations:
- `Dark forces` are like the chocolate coverings to ice cream cones. I use to love eating ice cream after dinner. But the high sugar content put me into a deep sleep. In order to get into the ice cream, one must eat through this chocolate covering (`dark forces`). It’s more delicious when the flavoring is fudge!
- Hazy, white washed clouds created by HAARP are like cotton candy that one would find at fairs. I would get my imaginary stick and start `gather` the offending blockage of my sunshine (for the much needed Vitamin D for us old timers) and create a blob of cotton candy, which is good enough to eat but bad for the teeth.
- Oil spills are like blood oozing out of Mother Earth. The stuff is sticky and gross. The dead plant matter and such are supposed to be turned into petroleum products, such as Vaseline, which is good for moisturizing dry skins. The offending stuff could be chocolate fudge, thick and delicious – the food of the Gods happen to be cocoa.
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