I believe Visayans are nutters. They like to get people involved with their problems. Their usual method of dragging suckers into the quagmire of their nonsense is through telephone calls. Here are four samples:
- Auntie Ching called Paw. She wanted him to beat up her husband’s mistress. That was about twenty years ago. And the old woman cannot let go of her problems but instead is vindictive to her death bed.
- Cousin Shill called Joseph (who is called `Mouse` by the girl’s mother) and other boyfriends. She wanted sympathy and would cry over the phone for little problems that over the counter (or prescribed) medication could fix.
- LoLinda called us late night. She wanted a ride from a disabled senior citizen who just got out of the hospital. She had a headache. There is a taxi the nutter could call.
- Inday called us this morning. She wanted to find out how we are doing. Usually, she calls about her high blood pressure, which Maw could care less and which the emergency room could fix.
So there you go., folks. If you want beauty with beast of personal problems, go for it guys. If you heed my warning, you’re good to go: That means you too, Garrett. Sheesh!
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