Top 10 List why a top ten list is lame
1. Try coming up with a lame list in ten minutes!
2. Offers nothing important but more words for the lame.
3. Provides no scientific evidence that a top ten list is lame.
4. Tends to sway public opinions about how a list can be lame.
5. Encourages the 2012 crowd on how to be lame ducks.
6. Nullifies the veracity of finding other lames excuses.
7. Lures onlookers into a heated debate over nothing, which is lame.
8. Assures the readers that a top ten list is lames.
9. Makes lame confusions with the Ten Commandments?
10. Engages curious and lame minds.
Top 10 List why a top ten list is awesome
1. True to its purpose and thereby awesome.
2. Operates with awesomeness.
3. Pretends there is nothing lame about being awesome.
4. Tests those who dare challenge this awesome list.
5. Elects only the finest and most awesome leaders.
6. Needs only awesome readers to “like” this post.
7. Can’t find anything less than awesome in this list.
8. Offends the awesome crowds.
9. Opens a can of awesome worms.
10. Leavew readers in awe.
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