“If a guy falls in love with you, the first impresson counted when you wear padded bras.”
~Theresa (during the noontime walk today).
Really? Well, I happen to go without one, especially when I have to sweat from walking under the friggin’ hot sun! My “bra” happens to be a regular, sleeve-less undershirt, which I remove and wipe down with after the lunch walks. The blouse has patterns to “cover” any sign of breasts.
“I’d feel guilty having breast implants.”
~Theresa again…
Really? If an old soul refuses to get laser eye surgery to correct his strong prescription, then WTF would I want MAJOR surgery on my chest area, just to look “fuller”? It’s not natural. It’s all fake, which is why I’d rather “impress” the guys with my “free-willies”. Get it? They get what they see and I’d hate to disappoint them with “reality” later on. So there!
Anyway, my rib cage is wide, especially the sternum. And I cannot find a bra size of 42 with an “A” cup! That’s right! I would prefer a marathon runner’s physique then a rack full of lard or gel. Bigger breasts just gets in the way, too! Plus, bras are torture devices that choke off the rib cage from fully expanding without pain. So stuff it!
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