20250325-1319. Greetings, chumps! Happy Mars/Martes/Tuesday. I’m cooling down with my electric fan blower behind me after mowing my dad’s backyard lawn! I feel great but had the usual heart palpitation from lack of sufficient energy from foodstuff, which took a while to hit my system/reach my intestines! I drank my remaining half bottle of energy drink and one scoop of chocolate powder and one scoop of vanilla powder as the other “meal” to get me through this one activity/task.
And I broke a piece of of our cheapest Craftsman (red/black) lawn mower! After I hosed down our battery-powered/cordless lawn mower, I wanted to prop it up in the opposite direction to drain-off the water! The machine slipped from my hand and the red-piece is the handle that adjusts the front left wheel by raising or lowering.
Thank goodness the lever was already set to the highest level number five; because our lawn is damage from lack of water last season and there are bald spots that needs some cover of protection from today’s HOT sunshine. So that means I would have to cut the lawn “higher” to avoid damaging the surround tufts of grass.
The backyard lawn was already higher than expected from last week’s mowing. In today’s mowing, I had to do a pop-a-wheelie or angle the front of the lawn mower higher to “mow-down” the higher than normal/expected height of the grass that was overgrown over these past wintery months.
And so by doing this maneuver, I was able to get the lawn’s height under control. Now I could see the yellow spots from the damaged grass; whereas the “top” part of the grass was bushy and VERY green. That’s how politics, religion and this hellish planet operate.
The grass does appear greener on top/the other side; while the bottom-feeder portion of society has the yellower part. I then used the electric blower to help push the grass shavings off our concrete/paving patio area; so that dad could sweep-up/tidy-up the area easily. This technique also works when drying my wet lawn mower, which I let it sit underneath the HOT sunshine for a few minutes.
After taking a brief rest, and per dad’s instruction to call his butt-hole doctor, I made an appointment for him. I took the usual photos of his toilet paper and toilet bowl to prove to/show the NP or MD of why we wanted to let them take a look at what is going on, which is the case for some healing processes due to OLD age, which takes a slower time for most elderly victims to recover, of course.
So in my mind, the insurances would be able to cover these office visits/surgeries AND at the same time these encounter would help the youngsters learn their trade and any data would be shared for educational purposes. That’s all I have in my mind when I activate my Karen and get all riled up over the phone when reporting unfavorable experiences with the city’s services from and by sub/contractors, to that effect, for example.
But I digress. To add to my plate of woes, my younger brother sent me a text message stating that he needs a ride home because his OLD gas-guzzling vehicle is in the repair shop AGAIN! Besides my trying to handle the distress of these two knuckleheads to the best of my ability, I also worry about two more knuckleheads, who are public figures.
Enough said. I have to feed my dad and wash up in order to head on out again later on this afternoon. Tomorrow I plan to mow the front yard lawn. Because per my Apple Weather app for iPhone, we are to expect some much needed rain starting Thursdays! I hosed the back yard lawn and sprayed the area where dad was trying to sweep-up the lawn shavings. My bad!
But the rain from the heavens/skies are much better than our municipal water. And the spread of these blessed droplets are more even and more profuse than me standing there and watering unevenly the affected plant life forms! So thanks to our heavenly Father for bringing it on! Frankly, we need more rain for flush out the wickedness!
Anyways, I plan/will have to force my fat/lazy ass to water both the front and back yard lawns for a couple of minutes or so every other day. This is so that the lawns won’t have bald spots and die-off AGAIN! My dad’s lawns were barely resurrected, after I forced myself to apply the weed and feed on December 30 last year!
So I plan to apply this spring season’s weed and feed sometime now, April and/or May. But I go my “feelings” or “feelz” on when would be a good day. I read on the instructions on the back of the bag of weed and feed that I should wait 24-hours or something; so that the rain won’t wet the weed and feed, because I assume that the “potency” won’t be as strong when washed away.
I’ll have to read the instructions again to make sure.
End of transmission 1342 PST. Edited 1351 PST.
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