Have you ever wondered how to remove that cheesy smell from your genitalia and how to feel fresh and clean?
Well now you can learn how to do your own bidet using HOT water and a plastic pitcher. Here are my tips that worked for me:
This technique is for sitting on the toilet. If your buttocks are TOO large to allow for your clearance, I would suggest performing the same technique in the tub/shower.
- First, find/buy a plastic pitcher/container with a triangular-shaped spout for pouring. The spout makes directing the water easier than a square spout. The following is not as important but worth considering: Make sure the handle is one piece from top to bottom, unlike the cheap one designed half-way that Maw and I saw at the “Dollar Store” the other day.
- Second, fill the plastic pitcher with HOT water, which helps to cook/burn off anything crawling around your genitalia. The heat helps to shrink hemorrhoids. If you cannot tolerate the heat, try the hottest water temperature possible.
- Third, use antibacterial soap, which helps to end odor-causing bacteria down there. Make sure you lather up every nook and cranny with one/wet hand/fingers and save the other/dry hand for pouring the water.
- Fourth, pour the HOT water from the pitcher slowly while remove all traces of soapy suds from your female area. You know you’d cleared everything when the flesh/skin/crevices/tissues are no longer slimy/gooey to the touch with your one/wet hand/finger.
- Fifth, repeat the second and fourth steps to make sure you have removed the soap from every nook and cranny.
If this personal hygiene technique makes you squeamish, then you are a filthy/dirty human female! Do NOT rely on dry tissue papers to wipe out your personal areas clean. Your toilet paper will thank you for considering/saving the environment.
Further, I would NOT sit in a bath/tub of standing/dirty/recycled water for fear of microscopic back-wash will enter your openings. Also, try to avoid feminine scented sprays or harsh chemicals (for the inside) that might make you react and produce more “mucus” down there.
You may do this personal hygiene after urinating and pooping. Hopefully, you will have learned something useful from us traditional/naturally trained old timers. Good luck!
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