I’ve completely forgotten that one piece of email that was dated back in February 19, 2009. It’s a love story gone wrong. Love was still in the air after a post Valentine coma-induced, chocolate covered fantasy. She has eaten herself fat beyond recognition.
Then an imagery came to mind. A little old lady with a walking cane waves it in the air. She screams:
“Where are those skinny whipper snappers? After all these three SLONG years, I can’t wait to meet them!”
The ugly one is all hunched over from osteoporosis and shows a toothless grin. She waits at a designation and hears her name being called out and hollers back:
“Here I am! I told you I’d visit y’all! Look at me now!”
To their horror, they find she is BLIND and wears those dark, wrap around glasses! There is a bad odor in the air, too. It smells like poop! They see it came from her walking dog. It messed itself at the airport floor.
It was a bitter sweet moment. Maybe the boys should just run and hide!
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Lesson to the story: Just because someone shares photos online with another friend doesn’t mean that’s how they really are in person! Oh as for the dog: She got one because the real one got away!
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