Y’all are familiar with this one: “Business as usual…”
A couple of days ago, I was thinking of buying the fat bastard a zapper for his wounds. He had told me long ago about his infection(s) in his leg(s). That would probably be from his execessive weight and lack of exercise. Landy said all he does was sit at home ALL DAY and watch television.
During my plan to visit the fat bastard, I was thinking of buying another terminator zapper made out of copper, which has a tendency to burn the skin, like mine: my abdomen got three permanent scars. Thusly he will have already received karma.
Tonight, I was trolling Kenny’s website, read his most recent article and quickly scrolled through the LONG page on his silver terminator. Dennie doesn’t like silver. I wonder why. Long ago another old fart created a zapper with gold. But that piece of crap broke on me.
So am I wasting my money on these fools? Yup! Perhaps, all this may sound like “shocking news” but it is really nothing short of Old Joes trying to sell their latest gadgets, not made with “shark oil”. Get yours while supplies last, you suckers!
Oh as part of competition, that’s how it’s done: clown your opposition and make yours look like it is better than the rest. If that were so, your junk should be free. Am I making myself clear?
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