For awhile now, I get it. Coughing and spitting are two distinct classes of alien languages. It means: Hello! I’m here! After being so clueless for these past few years, I get it. So in response to these noises, I cough softly and `talk` to them in ultra-high or ultra-low frequency. I can’t be done. Just vibrate the throats enough to feel it move. Here are more stories from work of `aliens in disguise`.
I think gay people are disgusting, especially the skinny one who would ALWAYS cough loudly to announce his presence as soon as he enters the back door. He wears tight pants to show off his flat butt and wears a weird hair-do meant for the circus. What are these people trying to prove? Are they the next minorities who should be pitied upon by the majority of conservatives who view marriage between a man and a women?
And then today at lunch a stupid, old South Asian Indian hacked, coughed and spat in the kitchen sink as he was washing his dishes. Twice or thrice, I said (somewhat loudly over the stupid Filipinos talking LOUDLY in their language): `Disgusting!` These people are in America and so stupid and clueless that they get away with whatever grossness that should be done in private. The camera is mounted high up on the wall to video tape this dark-skinned moron.
Moreover, there are the usual Asians who this coughing and spitting means something normal from the old country. These morons, too, much die. For all I care they are small in their height, ways and definitely in their minds. It’s the year of 2010, idiots! Take a hint! You are in America now. Stop practicing your stupid customs and traditions. There are other cultures here who think you guys dress like bums and smell like bums.
Anyway, the South Asian Indian guys wear the nicest clothes. That’s for sure. Very nice.
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