Only 79 degrees on cloudy morning and the Hildebeast cannot walk without bubble head boy carrying. http://dailymessenger.blogspot.com/2016/09/only-79-degrees-on-cloudy-morning-and.html
Breaking news: DOCTOR EXAMINES CLINTON, SAYS SHE WAS DEHYDRATED via FOX NEWS live. They said something about pneumonia.
Well, if you idiots just read my OLD blogs, y’all can avoid cooties by avoiding the press media, err, large crowds, with bad garlic breathe from downwind and stay home and rest!
To Hillary, honey, what y’all need to do is hack out your lungs, sinus, and throat cooties, err, mucous, like a freaking lumberjack! I learned that just this years after decades of being clueless.
Please do be careful and not blow up your veins during that bathroom hackings! (OMG! I’m sorry no pun intended! But, that’s the price of interconnectedness.)
In addition gently irrigate your reptilian air passageways with saline solution in a nice squeeze bottle, such as NeilMed.
I tried the neti pot technique but my calculation is off and i tend to inhale the liquid in error. It’s now used as a plant watering container.
Oh, and to release your nasal boogers, hold one nostril shut and let her rip. Do the same for the other nostril. This works after the saline irrigation.
Y’all know you need it if your throat feels sore. The salt heals the raw tissues. Eh.
What y’all need is rest and relaxation. And those throat lozenges help with bad breathe but water is better to wash down cooties.
Thank goodness you’re still alive. Just let your relative Orange Centipede take over your problems. He’s a good guy. Yawn.
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