Well, the crazy bitch living next door to us had her episode. She served as Communion Minister, wearing a black shirt and red, long-sleeved sheer top. I had parked near the eastern wing of the parish, went around back, and sang as usual.
When I exited, I took the free flowing traffic on the right lane. Off to my left, the bitch was taking the left lane. Both my car windows were rolled down. I used my left middle finger against the steering wheels. Of course, I had my side sun shield down so only my eyes were covered. I exited to the right and went home right away.
As soon as I emerged from my car and made it towards our garden hose, I saw her speeding quickly westbound on MY long stretch of road. I barely cleared the area of our garden hose where I heard her honk at me twice. I subtly flicked her off with my right middle finger while using it to scratch my head.
She got outta her maroon Dodge Caravan # 689 and went in front of our chain link fence to see if I was indoors. I didn’t mean to ring the doorbell but I needed to get indoors right away, since I didn’t have my house key readily available. Dad answered the front door as Mom was awakened and couldn’t get up fast enough.
I peeped out the closed wooden blinds and I heard screaming. I saw the bitch taking a video of my parents screaming. They had opened the garage door. I was video taping her from behind our opened garage. I screamed that she is a traitor to her first husband, BILLY G. The crazy bitch is still falsely accusing me of sleeping with her second husband, JUAN F M. whom Luz her sister had filed for his deportation back to Honduras. I said I’m gonna call the police. That’s when she went indoors.
At 1242, Mom finished talking on the phone with Luz the sister, who told us about the alimony of $500 per month for ten months to JUAN F M, due to he has contributed to upgrading her house as a handyman. He wanted to take money from her equity. No wonder she filed that Chapter 13 bankruptcy back in 2009. But the sister defended the crazy bitch, claiming that she is nice. Mom retorted back that the sister isn’t nice but that Luz and Aida were nice. We learned that Belinda was taking courses to help her find a job. But she failed due to being slightly higher functioning that her autistic cousin, the son of Luz. Virgil continues to lock himself in the room. When the sisters made appointments for public assistance, they refused to show up. Bunch of cray-cray
I wonder if Trump can fix this mess and get her outta here. Luz said that the next door neighbor can’t sell the house because they have nowhere to live/go. The relatives can’t do anything. We don’t accept false accusations. I may file something to the effect of negligence by their relatives for not stopping or supervising the craziness and ensuring our health and safety.
Tomorrow we plan on talking with Father Dang, the Vietnamese vicar, and find out what we can do to fix this mess and get her outta here, because Luz mentioned his name. We want to confirm if he is aware of the crazy next door neighbor as per Luz.
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