Well, at 1729, I’ve contacted WordPress.com support team and requested to have my WordPress.com Premium upgrade re-activated. This upgrade didn’t work after less than 24-hours of testing and downgrading the WordPress.com Business upgrade. I guess I’ve gotten tired of testing these Premium Themes to my dissatisfaction and just settled to reuse my Opti Premium Theme.
Well, at 1500, the crazy bitch living next door to us arrived home in her maroon Dodge Caravan 698. I was wiping down my muddy windshield after I screwed back my bent front license plate. She exited the driver side, looked into my direction (but I had my black scarf hat cover my lower face like a burqua), and made angry dropping sounds inside garage. This is yet another sync event. She had her episode.
Well, at 1200, I got in yet another vehicular accident. I wasn’t paying attention, looked down momentarily, and braked really hard. But I had my foot on the accelerator, too. “Frank” the Chinese guy was calm. He had his elderly parents in the car – Paw in front and Maw behind him. We exchanged information. My front bumper is fair so I won’t repair it.
Well, at 1045, I arrived just in time for choir mass. Joy came back but she was still coughing from her Christmas sickness. Since the crazy bitch didn’t serve as communion minister, I joyfully joined the communion line. I turned sharply to my right and sharply to my left and flashed my Satanic hand signal at the Filipinos on stage. Sheesh.
Well, at 1038, the crazy bitch opened up the garage again after I went inside my car. I didn’t see her yet and expected her to follow me to the church. Earlier, she was already moving about after my parents and I arrived home.
Well, at 1030, we arrived home from McD. Mom met Eileen a sixty year old co-worker from twenty years ago. Her husband Willard, or Willie, was present. He said that they like Trump. But he doesn’t like how his mouth offense. So to Donald, please tone down your politically correct rhetoric. These sensitive humanz expect y’all to look out for this country. I took their group photo, which she uploaded into Facebook, near the exit.
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