In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Life’s a Candy Store | You get to be a 6-year-old kid again for one day and one day only — plan your perfect 24 hours. Where do you go, what do you do, and with whom?”
Good Flynn: No way am I gonna be a six year old child! I can’t imagine being at the mercy and care of adults who don’t understand why I cry. But my perfect day would be to sleep in, play with my toys, go to the park and chase geese, eat lots of cotton candy, and roll in the mud with my pet dog.
Evil Kitty: Human children are messy. We felines prefer the outdoors anytime where we can sniff other cats, run after mice, chase after squirrels, pounce on birds, and maybe fight smaller dogs. Our perfect day can’t go without our usual territorial markings and other foodstuff offered by humanz. We would love to roll in a heap of catnip, by the way.
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