To Das Squirrel:
Dad is angry. He has been planning to speak with you in person. But because you are too BUSY and too TIRED, I will blog to you on his behalf. Here is the following snack-down:
Dad does NOT want you to visit on your arbitarily fixed days of visits on Tuesdays and Thursday. If you REALLY cared, you’d find out how Dad is doing at ANYTIME and if you can help him in ANYWAY.
Dad is tired of preparing dinner for you. If you REALLY cared, you’d eat dinner with your twit wifey before coming over and/or bring your own food to eat dinner with us. Instead of lying down on the sofa and playing on your Facebook, you’d help warm the food and prepare dinner with Dad.
Dad is busy with gardening and doesn’t appreciate you interrupting his schedule just for your uninvited/unwanted/expected visits. If you REALLY cared, you’d call ahead of time and let him know your plans.
Dad does NOT want your twit wifey to show her face in his home EVER AGAIN. If you really cared, you’d let your twit wifey know that she is no longer part of the family. You will not force her to join any of our family gatherings because she is rude to us and disrepects our tradition.
Evil Kitty..
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