To the Boss:
Sorry for replying to your email a couple of hours too late because I take a while proofreading for proper grammar and correct spelling. So let me know, if for whatever reason you can’t find “coverage” for your butt, err, on Saturday, I’m available to support the “group”. It was that one Saturday that you and Mom got me all riled up/suspicious/pissed off!
Thanks for sharing your number. You have my smartphone number, which was/is still “primarily” for business only. Hardly any personal calls come through this “hot line”. Just so you know, besides getting anxiety attacks from hearing phones ringing, I avoid using my smartphone because of the potential of brain cancer/tumor from alleged EMF (electro-magnetic frequency) radiation. The phones heats up strangely.
Further, I’m NOT the type of person to “go after” guys, like what that twit wifey did to the Squirrel. They are a mess. So if you don’t want to end up like them, y’all better learn from your family, friends, and relatives. Besides, you are a busy person and I’ll give you all the space-time continuum you need. (Fine. I’m a science fiction, anime, cartoon fan but not too much so/now.)
Anyway, y’all have fun with your “meet”, behave, and come home safe/sound, okay?
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