To the NSA: Can y’all snoop into our newly installed camera? I’m assuming/suspecting she is on some sort of strong psychoactive illegal drugs, which could explain the following behaviors. Must be from the illegal immigrants, she is housing. Reviewed video surveillance. Upon our return home around 1848, saw her running fast out of once closed garage, checking her mailbox, jumping near our shared chain link fence, and hosing down my car again. Hehe!
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