Here are my boring notes:
1945. The logo to the EIB Network looks like two snakes. Y’all should know who is REALLY behind the “golden microphone”. And he ain’t “El Rushbeau”.
1944. Maw felt 70% completion of Iran’s nuclear power is enough. 90% might be too late.
1733. I was stopped behind a mini-SUV Mercedes with license plate ending in 777. I was near my exit after speeding 80 miles per hour. I was having fun traveling on a slightly warmer afternoon. (I prefer colder climates, remember? You said you won’t forget, did you, eh?)
1648. Gratuity tip for concierge limosines are 18 percent!
1638. Muza OA operates from Fort Mill, South Caroline. Today’s crappy music were more upbeat and mostly college type genre. The damn speakers were too loud! I forgot to call my head hunter and I should report that they turn up the volume up too loud. Isn’t that an OSHA violation of some sort, eh? Noise pollution, right?
1627. I opened up Inter-Department Delivery and recalled from my REAL job what to look for and where it came from, especially if it didn’t make sense. I stamped some invoices with today’s date. Oh what fun!
1550. I was filing at the “Expense” cabinets and came across a “FLYNN, TIM”. Haha!
1548. I’m stuck in the dungeon filing my completed work! I’m dying. There’s no air! It’s stuffy and hot! This archival room sucks. Isn’t there something that OSHA can do to make sure filing is comfortable for us “LOWER LEVEL” slave-workers, huh? What’s that? Temperature control? F-ck.
1422. Noticed my doodle art of an alien head while overcoming the drowsy effects of my anti-histamine capsule.
1408. Starting at 1400, I’ve folded 20 live checks and saw how VERY carefully I MUST enter the data. It shows my HARD WORK! I’m so proud! I then stuff my previous live checks into the envelope. Later I helped to matched invoices with the live checks and attached photocopies of the checks to the invoices. Oh what fun! I love this detailed work. I have to MATCH the data for both SOURCE DOCUMENTS, of course.
1226. An old white man was kind to let me walk in front of him after he was NOT sure if I would have crossed. I was walking on the red fire lane, thinking he’s go away to the main street. I then saw a parked SUV pull from the street road, just between the parking lots between the left and right buildings.
1225. While traveling northbound on 880, I noted THREE separate vehicles left their parked positions upon MY arrival. WTF? Are you f-ckers now tailing my every move? I have my stupid smart/cellphone turned on and all you have to do is just show up. Duh! Damn dummies. Wave or say “Hi” something. Freaks. Since my newly washed/somewhat clean Ford Mustang is parked on the driveway outdoors, you could assume I might have a nice tracking device on my little old pony. That would explain the CONTINUED “strange encounters”. Bah!
1038. I do NOT understand why staples are still being used for the “Employer Expense Report” and “Entertainment and Miscellaneous Schedule”. I’d like to get the deepest/darkest scanned images of the ORIGINAL instead of wasting photocopies for quicker results. Ideally, ALL receipts should be scanned, too. Oh, well. I must be a perfectionist on this hellish planet. I guess I love archiving. Bah!
1037. Entered data for Sales Mileage Voucher Report. I swear. Why don’t the employees just put the pages in order — week one first followed by the successive weeks IN ORDER! Can’t you see I am a CONTROL freak? It’s a good thing the scanned images slow me down so I could verify the order and make sure the count item is correct before archiving each que.
0950. Learned that “Sales Tax” and “Tips” are non-reimbursable expenses.
0811. Had a thought about a big white truck traveling along side of me to the left: “Moving rock over standing rock”. Meaning the truck is a solid matter moving over another solid matter. When I exited into my off-ramp and a few blocks further, I had a thought about how engines should be blue-colored to show COOLNESS. I saw the old way of red-color to show HOTNESS. I was thinking that our new cars wouldn’t have to overheat.
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