At around 10:00am, the divorced nutter had opened her garage door, just as I was trying to back out my car from the left side of the driveway. Maw was waiting just outside the passenger door and screamed: “Hurry up!” She giggled the door latch and stuffed herself into my car and drove off to mail Paw’s letter and buy food from Goldilocks. When we came back, all the cars were nowhere to be found.
At 2:00pm, Paw finished washing and drying his car. It was my turn to wash my car. So I went to get my car, which was parked across our house. Even before I started the car, I saw a white San Jose compliance vehicle the size and shape of a SJPD patrol car. In my mind, the divorced nutter wasted our taxpayer money by calling the city on my car.
I told Paw that I didn’t want to vacuum my car before washing my car because the divorced nutter had her garage door opened again and she pretended to water the little plot of garden just behind the garden hose area. She had her back turned to me while I quickly vacuumed to driver’s side (front and back).
I was hiding behind my door the while and squatting, too. As soon as I finished, I motioned to Paw that I was ready to vacuum the passenger side of my car. So I hid behind the door and kept peeping over the driver’s window and caught get facing towards my general direction.
Paw said that she wasn’t watering the two rose trees and one avocado plant in the middle. He stared her down and she was the first to blink behind her dark transitional shades and turned away. When I finished vacuuming, I saw she was gone and that her garage has been closed.
I managed to finish washing and sure drying my car.
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