You better control yourself. It’s better to stay oppressed than to let your emotions get you in trouble!
Both bio-units have been reminding me over and over again to stop giving the bird to drivers who cut me off in traffic, to stop screaming (softly of course) expletives at people who annoy me and to quit thinking bad thoughts about stupid and ugly people who don’t agree with my worldview.
Only I’m too hot-blooded to care what people think of me or how my actions and words would be unacceptable.
Ng kooloo ang doogoo koo!
(Translated as: A boiling blood of mine!)
For you see, I’m born under a fire sign. This means I tend to burn at both ends. My current hair color is highlighted to shades of fire – orange, red and yellow-blond. It doesn’t look good on an Asian woman who was born with naturally BLACK hair.
If I had a wig for every day of the week, life would be fun, just like Bette Midler who is born on the same month and date as moi but not in year. But with the stupid laws and social morés of a good Christian woman, born and raised, I’m forced to be UN-TRUE to myself.
Someone like moi would love packing a pistol and shooting off at anything that moves or brandishing a sharpened nice. But I’m being facetious here and not being a native Texan, there is only a blogger, moi, who can’t stop telling the whole world her problems.
Solution: As per Obama’s speech this morning at the AFL-CIO Labor Day picnic in Cincinnati, Ohio and with his campaign chant:
FIRE IT UP! READY TO GO!
Oh! He meant let’s eat bar-be-que, right?
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