Here are some jokes as told during lunchtime by Brat:
Checking Out
The cashier is just finishing up the transaction.
Bagger: Would you like paper or plastic?
Customer: That one.
Bagger: Sir? (unsure what to think)
Customer: Yes. (smirking to self)
Bagger: Which one? (bewildered look on her face)
Customer: I’m just kidding. Paper, please.
Choosing Softdrink
A co-worker brings in a six-pack of soft drink, which of course are the same.
Mexican: Have a drink!
Filipino: Wait! (looks for a long time)
Mexican: Well? Go ahead!
Filipino: I can’t decide which one!
Mexican: They’re all the same.
Filipino: I’m just kidding. I’ll have this one.
Answering Back
A co-worker asks for some assistance.
Chinese: Hey! Are you busy?
Filipino: No! I’m Roger!
Chinese: You’re stupid! (dumb-founded for a moment)
Filipino: Hah! I’m just kidding.
Flipping Alarm
An older Vietnamese man gets out the car and clicks on his alarm. Tweet! Tweet! He walks five steps away until her heard something.
A Filipino guy looks through his window and clicks on his alarm, which sounded exactly the same as the car of the old guy. Twit! Twit! Both cars were next to each other.
The older guy walks back with his hands knuckling his hips. He looks bewildered and clicks on his alarm again. Tweet Tweet! He walks away again to heard the same sound.
This happens for a couple more times. Each time the guy would click on his alarms. The last time was when he started scratching his head.
Now a co-worker was resting inside his car, which was right next to the old guy’s car. The co-worker noticed the Filipino guy inside the building was clicking his alarm and confusing the old man.
The old guy sees the young chap laughing off his balls and approached the vehicle. He got mad and inquired if he was the one messing around with the car alarm.
Of course, the lad couldn’t stop laughing and bawling. And in order to put the situation to rest, the Filipino guy came out and admitted his joke.
The old far got mad and good thing he was one of the few who could take a joke.
Female Answers
An incoming call from a co-worker registers on the work phone. The IT department answers in a seductive, higher pitched voice. It was a slow day and he had to make his own fun.
Joker: Hello. This is the IT department.
Caller: Umm. Yeah. I need help.
Joker: Sure. I can help you.
Caller: Roger? Is that you? You asshole!
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