An open letter to ‘Mike’, ‘George’, ‘Condi’ and ‘Robin’ meant to humor y’all.
Greetings:
Could y’all please speed things up a bit? The very expensive, red tape is long and overdue! I have some people to take care of over here at the home front and they are starving to the point of being homeless but not hopeless, of mostly being nasty and some being nice, though thankful. I didn’t wait over eight slong years for my personal ‘war’ with each of your agents, who continue to drag my patience towards to the next ‘damn tool’, whoever he/she/it may be for all of us. I will not ‘be nice’ and put up with more deceits, betrayals, lies or whatever transparency y’all happen to create out of thin air. This decision is not voluntary. I did not take up my place to be fooled any longer. I am prepared to make some stinky, smelly ‘poop’ as soon as my organic milk works its wonders on my digestive system.
Sincerely,
Evil Kitty
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