http://t.foxsports.msn.com/nfl/st-louis-rams-pick-michael-sam-in-nfl-draft
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See what y’all did? You made a grown man cry! I was truly touched at his good news. But not only that, y’all made a GAY MAN happy! And that’s a GOOD thing that no Christian/homo-sapiens could take away.
Now it’s okay to be freaks, err, LGBTQ. Just please, please, please – don’t flaunt your “affections” too obviously in public. I’ll get all grossed-out, seriously. Ewww!
We know you’re “different”. Y’all can do it discreetly/normally/sincerely like other homo-sapiens who marry the opposite sex and we’ll be fine with that, alright? Good!
Now run along/begone and just do your job well and make your “people”/fans happy, too.
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