Better writer tips…

  1. Write whatever you want. Then take out the first paragraph and last paragraph. Sorry. I can’t do that. Each word, each sentence, each paragraph is precious!
  2. Take a huge bowel movement every day. Yes. That’s possible as long as you eat a lot of bulky food and a good dose of your favorite laxative. You can’t make poop without material.
  3. Bleed in the first line. So using violence is supposed to grab a reader’s attention? I don’t think so!
  4. Don’t ask for permission. I am not a whore (IMHO, of course)! It’s my right to blog!
  5. Write a lot. Refer to item number two. It’s about crap. I write a lot about crap.
  6. Read a lot. Refer to item number two. Again, I read a lot of crap, which is reflected in my blog!
  7. Read before you write. I write before I read. And sometimes I forget to use the “Proofread” feature and I still end up editing my blog entries!
  8. Coffee. Try a coffee enema (per a YouTube video on “Gerson Therapy“. It’s about ten minutes long.)
  9. Break the laws of physics. You can’t break the law of karma, that’s for sure!
  10. Be Honest. So if I revealed my true (birth) name, wouldn’t being TOO honest hurt the people that I once love, hate me moreso after reading what I had to say about them! Right.
  11. Don’t Hurt Anyone. My purpose is to break people and get them back on track. The stubborn and dumb ones are especially troublesome and challenging, too!
  12. Don’t be afraid of what people think. I should be afraid for “national security”.
  13. Be opinionated. Opinions really don’t matter when 99% of people have closed minds!
  14. Have a shocking title. I don’t like the “shock and awe” plot. It messes people up.
  15. Steal. Copyright infringement is ridiculous. ALL data is borrowed by the hands of God. There is NO price for sharing what belongs to NO one but EVERY one!
  16. Make people cry. That is my purpose to: make people cry. Because a good spanking doesn’t hit home base until you make the brats cry.
  17. Relate to people. My own relatives think I am wrong. They hate us for being “normal”, careful and simple.
  18. Time heals all wounds. Scars cannot be removed. Whatever thoughts are tied to time have not understanding of infinity.
  19. Risk. I took risk and I want them dead.
  20. Be funny. I laugh at them now being their lies will be exposed.
  21. The last line needs to go BOOM! Again, this writer is too violent for more docile entities. He must have been around bombs in his neighborhood.
  22. Use a lot of periods. I prefer using commas and string MANY thoughts into LONG sentences.
  23. Write every day. I have no choice since I am un/deremployed and penniless.
  24. Write with the same voice you talk in. That’s what I’m doing right now!
  25. Deliver value with every sentence. I only deliver the truth. It’s up to the reader to find value in my hidden messages/codes.
  26. Take what everyone thinks and explore the opposite. That’s what I’ve been doing and no one really cares!
  27. Have lots of ideas. I have lots of ideas. And the NWO is coming to fruition, by the way.
  28. Sleep eight hours a day. I used to sleep ten hours a day because I had no life outside my home. Now that I’m playing the older sister to this elderly couple, I have to sleep at least six to eight hours.
  29. Don’t write if you’re upset at someone. I write whenever dark energy manifests. Those that dare read my rants will know that I’m really pissed off at people, politicians and extraterrestrials.
  30. Use “said” instead of any other word. I said: “Get a life.” But people continue to stay indoors and sit behind the computer. No one will listen to reason.
  31. Paint. Or draw. Yes! I have painted. I have drawn! Now I want a good drawing and painting program and screen that I could use with my blog!
  32. Let is sleep. My thoughts are quick. I could never put my thoughts aside until the next day or night!
  33. Then take out every other sentence again. All sentences come through as such will NOT be taken out!

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Howdy! I’m FLYNN, a blogger based in San Jose, California. I graduated long ago and have been studying humanity and its failures. It is my hope that one day everyone will repent. Amen.