
To TPTB and pals,
Y’all suck meatballs! Must I connect to ‘central commands’ and report to ‘them’ how y’all are providing bad, horrible, terrible services? Tomorrow, the AT&T service will repair our downed broadband, meaning my electronic devices are – ‘Connected, no internet’. In other words, we’ve been without service for two days!
As a result, we can’t watch our favorite YouTube bloggers, such as Infowars, The Next News Network, and TRUMP MAFIA, which is now ‘The Truth Syndicate’ for his more controversial non-scripted rants, which he does ‘on the fly’, which means that he’s on top. Oops! My bad. Dirty mind.
Behold! Although our smart devices have been rendered STUPID due their inability to connect wirelessly through the WiFi router, we still have the LTE PLUS by Sprint, although I still think the AT&T 4G LTE network is still fast.
Above, I’ve attached my image of our make-shift mini-television set. The $1.00 plastic container is our speaker. The As Seen On TV cellphone car clip attaches my BlackBerry KEYone smartphone to the plastic speaker. And since I’m on an Unlimited plan, y’all can go to he’ll, except Trump Mafia, who rocks. I’m a metal head, too. Sorry, Meister C, I don’t like rap or chorus.
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