Top Ten Reasons Not To Give Money To Dirt Poor Relatives
10. Retrieving property (such as a jewelry gift) pawned for the dire need of money.
9. Encountering open palms extended upward to greet the receipt of cash as gifts.
8. Loving your long lost kin folks, which include every stranger in the small town.
7. Avoiding a slow death (such as foot amputation) by sending 24,000 pesos.
6. Treating each other with respect, with more special treatment to the money givers.
5. Helping those in the most need by donating $500.00 for a hemorrhoid operation.
4. Instilling hope in your kin’s future by sponsoring the ‘smart ones’ for education.
3. Establishing shelters with monthly support for electrical and telephone services.
2. Vouching for business endeavors that cannot be paid back no matter how lucrative.
1. Saving your pension and retirement funds for their burial and funeral services.
Another attempt at ‘list poem’ combined with acrostic about dirt poor relatives in the Philippines devising credible and somewhat believable schemes for monetary aide. These examples are water-downed versions of the Nigerian 419 Advance Fee Fraud Scams.
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Hello Flynn, nice, and good luck!