Weekly Writing Challenge: A Pinch of You
Flynn’s Favorite Noodle Dish
- A bucket of distilled water.
- Boil oodles of ramen noodles or substitute with diabetic spaghetti.
- Add two cans of “Chicken Little’s The Sky Is Falling” broth.
- Add layers upon layers of onion down the rabbit hole.
- Add finely chopped garlic cloves to ward off vampires.
- Add carrots, peas, corns, chickpeas, green beans.
- Season to taste.
- Boil until cooked.
Flynn’s Favorite Meat Sack Dish
- A ten pounds brisket meat from wooly boar/pig
- Tenderize meat sack with hand massages
- Add 60% salty and 40% sugar niceness to marinate
- Sprinkle a couple of powered angel wings
- Crown with a golden halo of barbeque sauce
- Skewer on pitch fork over fire and brimstone
- Cut with fiery sword of justice and peace
- Serve nom-noms on silver platter
Flynn as Dessert
- Two cat nip naps for relaxation
- Tons of buggles and such
- 50% naughty fun
- Honey sweetened “O’s”
- Check with kisses on Vodka-stained lips
- Double check by tickling rib cage
- If no response, Flynn is done.
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