So I was viewing the birthday photos from 9/15/2010 and I wasn’t smiling! It was a right profile shot of me frowning! I think the nerves to my smile have been compromised from the evil foreceps at birth. Maybe I need some Botox or a metalic smile retainer to make my smile more natural and, well, wider!
Maybe, I’m in severe pain and my face shows it! I don’t know what to do! No wonder I refuse posing and taking photos! And my clothes are severely outdated! Holy smokes! I need a beauty consultant!
Okay, now I’m programming my RELAXED smile to be less frown (like a Persian kitty kat) and more HUMAN!
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